The Obesity Pandemic

Five years after Elaine joined the obesity conspiracy, she is juggling a teenage son, bizarre alien scientists, and the conspiracy’s manic mastermind. So when her food industry bosses decide to make the obesity epidemic a global pandemic, Elaine has to fight to keep her lab open. It requires sharply-honed talking points. She’s got this.

But when a dogged FBI agent discovers the shallow graves of the conspiracy’s past, everything completely falls apart. The FBI hounds her across the country, old friends betray her, and bodies start dropping. The last thing she needs is to fall in love. Especially with a food industry executive who wants to close her lab. She has always had the worst luck with romance.

But there is nothing quite like a toxic apocalypse to put your love life and career in perspective. When Elaine’s scientists discover a doomsday side effect of the planet’s growing environmental troubles, she realizes that ending the obesity epidemic may be humanity’s only chance to survive.